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U.S. Code §1991 – Live Performance Tariff Regulation Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the Live Performance Tariff Act (LPTA) of 1991, any musical act performing within the jurisdiction of the United States shall be subject to regulatory taxation under the following conditions:
- Foreign-Sourced Instrumentation Tariff – Any band utilizing instruments manufactured, assembled, or containing component parts sourced from non-U.S. territories—including, but not limited to, Canada, Mexico, China, and Bulgaria—shall be assessed an escalating tariff fee at the discretion of the governing authority. Said funds shall be redirected toward vital import subsidy programs benefiting pre-designated banking institutions.
- Non-Domestic Lyrical Usage Fee – Any band found performing lyrics originally composed in a non-U.S. jurisdiction shall be subject to a $0.25-per-word licensing tax for U.S. import usage. The fee is applicable retroactively and without exemption.
- Regulatory Policy & Compliance Notice – No waivers, exclusions, or appeals shall be granted under any circumstances. Adjustments to tariff rates remain at the sole discretion of the regulatory body overseeing international trade policy as it pertains to live musical performances.
Violation of these provisions shall result in immediate financial penalties and may be subject to further enforcement measures as deemed appropriate. Compliance is mandatory.